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So, a serious blog today.
I went in to an orthopedic doctor today to see what is up with my scoliosis.
They check out my reflexes, took some xrays and measured my curvature with the xrays.
I got to see said xrays. They were...shocking. My spine looked horrible. Like I was some sort of alien. Both me and my dad said, "ew!" when we saw it.
The doctor laughed. Apparently, it isn't even that bad.
My curvature is between 35 and 37 degrees. Which is nothing, apparently.
But boy, it sure doesn't look like nothing.
At 40* is when they start looking at surgical treatments, so surgery is out as of now.
But my main concern was my constant back pain. Really, not even exaggerating when I say it hurts constantly. There is never a break in the pain anymore.
Here's the kicker: apparently, scoliosis doesn't cause pain.
SO, next Friday, I go in for an MRI so they can try and figure out what is causing my pain. Then a few days later, I go back in for the results of the MRI.
And then after that, I go back in after four months, so make sure my spine hasn't curved any more.
I pretty much hate doctors. No answers yet. Not even some ibuprofen for the pain. GAHHHHH.
Now my blogs will return to their usual attempt at humor until next Friday, when I will write another report on the MRI experience.
Until next time, don't smell your dog's armpits!
Headaches suck. Espeically when you've had the same one two days in a row.
But I did manage to make my own header for this blog today. What do you think?
Well, I don't really care what you think either way. It's my blog. :P
Anyhoodle, to the important stuff.
As some of you know, I've got the scoliosis. If you don't know what that is, look it up. It'll be a learning experience for you.
I'm going into a special doctor to see how bad the curve is and junk.
Hopefully the doctor isn't a creepy old man, since he'll have to be touching my bare back. And I hate people touching me in the first place. So that will just be ten times worse.
I will post a full report on here after I'm home from the appointment.
I get to leave school at lunch for it. Woo!
I have really really ridiculously big fear of hospitals. I have no idea why, but they scare the beejeezus out of me.
If anyone knows the technical term for a phobia of hospitals, let me know.
So...that's pretty much it for today.
Until next time, sing to your fruit so it doesn't eat you first!
So, my wonderful sister Cassie puts a 'She Said What?! Saturday' on her blog.
So, after much deliberation, I will be posting a Story time! Saturday.
Every Saturday, I will write a random short story. It will be humorous and will not have any educational or moral values.
Enjoy!
Once upon a time, in a far away land called 'Wisconsin', there lived a man. But this man was no ordinary man, oh no. This man was part duck. He had the body of a man, but the head of a duck. His name was Herbert. Herbert the Duck Man.
Even though Herbert had the head of a duck, he was still a happy man-duck.
He tried making new friends every day, but alas, no one wants to be friends with a man-duck.
Everywhere he went, children screamed at him and parents shunned him.
One day, Herbert was finally so sad, that he cried all day and night. It was a horrible sound. Really, man-ducks shouldn't cry. Have you ever heard a duck cry? I don't recommend it.
Anyhoodle, Herbert just kept crying until a flock of ducks surrounded him.
"Hey Herbert." one duck said.
"You know my name?!" he replied, still sniffing from his crying fit.
"Sure. I'm your brother. Lets GOOOOOO!!!!"
The duck flock flew up and they all grabbed Herbert, carrying him away into the sunset.
THE END.
So, there you have it. The very first Story time! Saturday.
Hope you enjoyed it!
And until next time, don't pat your arms in Arkansas!
You know what,like, i like, totally hate?
WHEN PEOPLE SAY 'LIKE' TWENTY TIMES IN ONE SENTENCE.
I swear, just from these girls walking behind me and telling a story, I lost twenty IQ points.
It makes me want to punch someone in the face.
My fist on their face and their face on the floor.
I stole that from a song. But it feels nicely here, don't you think?
I do. And it's my blog, so that's all that matters.
TRIF.
That stands for, "Thank Reba, It's Friday."
Kendra and I are using Reba in place of God and Jesus.
Who knows how long it will last. We'll see.
Anyhoodle, it's been a tough second week of school. Mainly because I just want high school to be over. There are too many unintelligent people in that school.
Thank Reba for cool teachers.
And school prevents me from updating my blog daily, since I forget easily during school. I'm lucky I can still spell my own name.
C-O-R-T-N-E-Y.
Not really. My name is cool and has a 'u' in it.
I hate it when other Courtney's spell their names oddly.
Such as, "Courtny" or "Cortney" or "Courtnie" or "Cortny"
WTF.
I just decided that I really really like my name. Which is saying something, since it got pulled out of a hat.
Okay, now I'm just rambling to make up for my lack of updates.
I gotta go now, I'm hanging out with Kandace and Kenzie.
See, I DO have more than one friend.
Until next time, don't let your foot pet strangers!
Okay, since I've been busy and haven't had time to write, I have a lot to catch my readers up on.
Thursday I went to the Aces game with Kendra and her parents and her Uncle Ron Ron. It was SO much fun. Which is weird, because generally, Aces games are the opposite of fun. But really, we had so much fun I can't even really write all of it down.
But here is one of the funniest things that was said all night,
"EPIC FAIL, BUBBLE BUTT!!"
Then I got to not go to school on Friday because I went to Pismo Beach with Kendra and her parents for the three day weekend. The first night, Kendra and I stayed with her Nana. Or, our Nana I should say. She said that she officially made me one of her own. Nana is one of the coolest people ever. And she has a really comfy bed.
Then we all spent the next day with her. We went down to the beach and spent most the day there. I swam in the ocean for the first time and boogie boarded. Which is SO freakin' fun. But while we were in the water, a seal got through the saftey net. Which freaked me out of course, since sharks eat seals. And we looked like seals on the boogie boards.
Sea weed kept wrapping around my ankles and since we were going to eat sushi that night, I said, "I'm gonna eat you tonight, sea weed! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!"
Then after dinner we went and I met Kendra's Grandpa and his wife Lisa and their three adopted kids.
All of them are so nice!
And Grandpa can make some GOOD ribs!!!! 'Nuff said.
Such a fun weekend, and I can't even fit all of the fun in this because I'm getting tired of typing.
And I have homework. I've been super busy with school. Stupid education facility.
SO, until next time, remember to vacuum your porcupine's feet!!
Not Courtney. Sorry I don't like showing off my buns, society.
Really, we're in school. I don't need to show off my ta-tas and butt to attract a guy. And the guys I attract aren't just talking to me for my lady junk.
Just had to get that out of my system. There are some serious short-short-shorts all up in my school.
"Ohhh, but they are so CUTE."
Yeah...my longer shorts may not be super duper cute, but at least i have self respect. And I think they are cute. So....BLAH!(I'm keeping this blog PG)
ANYHOODLE,
Other than a few stupid people pissing me off, school is going well.
I do miss having all day to just lounge around and stuff. But finally high school is almost over forever.
And then I get to go to college. More school. Woo.
I can tell that Government is gonna be one of my favorite classes.
That's all I got for today...
Until next time, remember to brush your ferret daily!
