So, my wonderful sister Cassie puts a 'She Said What?! Saturday' on her blog.
So, after much deliberation, I will be posting a Story time! Saturday.
Every Saturday, I will write a random short story. It will be humorous and will not have any educational or moral values.
Enjoy!
Once upon a time, in a far away land called 'Wisconsin', there lived a man. But this man was no ordinary man, oh no. This man was part duck. He had the body of a man, but the head of a duck. His name was Herbert. Herbert the Duck Man.
Even though Herbert had the head of a duck, he was still a happy man-duck.
He tried making new friends every day, but alas, no one wants to be friends with a man-duck.
Everywhere he went, children screamed at him and parents shunned him.
One day, Herbert was finally so sad, that he cried all day and night. It was a horrible sound. Really, man-ducks shouldn't cry. Have you ever heard a duck cry? I don't recommend it.
Anyhoodle, Herbert just kept crying until a flock of ducks surrounded him.
"Hey Herbert." one duck said.
"You know my name?!" he replied, still sniffing from his crying fit.
"Sure. I'm your brother. Lets GOOOOOO!!!!"
The duck flock flew up and they all grabbed Herbert, carrying him away into the sunset.
THE END.
So, there you have it. The very first Story time! Saturday.
Hope you enjoyed it!
And until next time, don't pat your arms in Arkansas!
So, after much deliberation, I will be posting a Story time! Saturday.
Every Saturday, I will write a random short story. It will be humorous and will not have any educational or moral values.
Enjoy!
Once upon a time, in a far away land called 'Wisconsin', there lived a man. But this man was no ordinary man, oh no. This man was part duck. He had the body of a man, but the head of a duck. His name was Herbert. Herbert the Duck Man.
Even though Herbert had the head of a duck, he was still a happy man-duck.
He tried making new friends every day, but alas, no one wants to be friends with a man-duck.
Everywhere he went, children screamed at him and parents shunned him.
One day, Herbert was finally so sad, that he cried all day and night. It was a horrible sound. Really, man-ducks shouldn't cry. Have you ever heard a duck cry? I don't recommend it.
Anyhoodle, Herbert just kept crying until a flock of ducks surrounded him.
"Hey Herbert." one duck said.
"You know my name?!" he replied, still sniffing from his crying fit.
"Sure. I'm your brother. Lets GOOOOOO!!!!"
The duck flock flew up and they all grabbed Herbert, carrying him away into the sunset.
THE END.
So, there you have it. The very first Story time! Saturday.
Hope you enjoyed it!
And until next time, don't pat your arms in Arkansas!
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